Manifesto for Sluggish Software Development

We are uncovering meh-er ways of developing
software by doing it and helping others do it.
Through this work we have come to value:

Useless over useful
Talking about it over doing something about it
Obstructing over cooperating
Deciding nothing over trying to fix it

That is, while there is value in the items on
the right, we do not really care about them and only want to get the next paycheck.

Twelve Principles of Sluggish Software